Guys, do you have a favorite nickname for pussy? Ladies, do you have a favorite nickname for your sweet spot?

As many of you who follow me already know, the internal clitoris ^[1] is much more subterranean than we once previously thought. How perfect is it then, that Bryony Kimmings used the music to Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues to sing the various nicknames her fellow Brits use for female parts.

Ms. M. Commandment #1: Ladies, your pussy is special; take care of it, keep it up, keep it clean, keep it pristine.

I have a sweet, beautiful, CLEAN, little magical slit ^[2] between my legs. It would never be called seafood salad, fish taco, lamb shank, or tuna. But some of the terms I do enjoy in this song are pleasure mound, vertical smile, cunt cake, hot box, velvet sausage wallet, money maker, and pleasure dome.

What are your favorite nicknames for that glorious place between a woman’s legs?

P.S. The song doesn’t actually start until around :40

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