Stronic Eins Contest & Giveaway
by mosex
Posted on February 12, 2013UPDATE: Congratulations, Olivia, on the winning caption:
“Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.”
Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway. And now…time for the great Stronic Eins race! Who will win?
Vibrators are so last season.
For the month of February, we’re teaming up with Fun Factory to turn the Museum store into a space dedicated to a revolutionary new sex toy.
Say hello to the Stronic Eins.
Using magnetic technology to create strong pulsing thrusts, the Stronic Eins is the first of its kind on the market. With ten different stimulation rhythms, the sensations are endlessly customizable, and its controls are simple to learn and use. According to a survey led by Fun Factory last November, 87% of women who have used a vibrator prefer a pulsator after trying one…
SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN STRONIC EINS. The winner will be announced on Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.
Photo credit: Fun Factory USA
"
"
"
"
"
FINALLY!
Something stronger than Chuck Norris!
The new Stronic!
Guaranteed to outlast the Nokia!
That’s one sexy Stronic Eins…
…one giant thrust for play time.
Last time you saw her face light up this way was for a pair of Louboutin !
Oh My God No longer need my boyfriend.
Oh my! Just what I always wantesd! It is sooo big!
Shhhh, my darling… you had me at thrust!
Good, Good, Good…Good Vibrations
I’m giving me excitation !!!!
My favorite flavors!!!!
Now if I could only find something to shut her mouth !!!!
Oh wow, I’m sooo drawn to you! Must be your natural magnetism!
Bravo! Finally something that will actually please her so I can stop trying so hard.
“Toto, I don’t think we’re at the International Boat Show anymore…”
Thank god! This is so much better than the engagement ring you were going to buy me!
The picture above is a lost and previously unseen picture from Oprah’s “Favorite Things” episode.
All my other vibrators will be
SO JEALOUS.
Man: “Oh No! I have been replaced.”
Woman: “Finally, something that will let me finish first.”
Single’s Awareness Day?
NO PROBLEM.
The hottest party game around!
Stronic Eins Tabletop Racing!
Begin production at once! Soon we shall achieve complete, global masturbation!
Kara cheers as her vibrator wins the race this past weekend at the convention center.
The family rejoices as the Eins twins speak their first vibrations!
If it can move across the table on it’s own, then you should not bring it to work with you.
That’s the one thing that trumps religion… capitalism.
Oh, happy day! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness.
Now there’s where I put my bananas!
While the woman seems excited, the guy in the corner looks like his team just won the superbowl of sex.
Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
And on her 21st birthday, she received the best gift anyone could have asked for.
Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.
Congratulations, Olivia! You are the proud new owner of a Stronic Eins. We’ve notified you via email. Thank you everyone for your participation!
And on the 7th day, God created the Stronic Eins.
What the actual fuck is the guy in the corner so excited about?
As the twins are revealed the guy in the corner is thrilled because he, clearly, is not the father.
After Fred, slightly concealed by the camera angle, hears that these are perfect for locating the prostate, he can no longer contain his joy.
I know what her birthday present this year is going to be.
I am getting laid tonight.
And as they revealed the spoils of the trip to Mars, the sponsors were overjoyed.
This is the best day of my entire life!
Stronic Eins. How both sexes rejoice.
Don’t let this one get away!
Literally.
Fabulous! Now there is no excuse for acting like bitch of the year!
Fantastic! I’ll have both of these in my next Harlem Shake video!
Just push it.
Once you go Black you never go back!
“The hills are aaallliivvveee, with the sounds of Stronic!”
Something strong, dark, and pleasurable that’s not chocolate, coffee or a man…. built like a timex.
A girl appreciates the little things… Like “AA” batteries and me time.
Whoa! I wonder who gets to use it first!!!!!
That’s Lance, that’s A’lot. The twins.
looks like someone already it a tip LOL
LEFT it a tip*
(colds and typing don’t mix I guess)
Shiverrrr me timbers, Oh MYYYY!
FINALLY! the perfect gift for grandmas birthday!
No Sleep She’s Gonna Rock Tonight
Pulsing thrusts and stimulating rhythms, now I don’t have to pay for those Salsa classes!
When your man is running out of steam………….Stronic Eins….
Ahhh thrust it, thrust it reaaal good.
with that i”l make my own masala
OH MY GOD I think I can feel the pulsations from HERE!
You thank THAT’S impressive? I came just LOOKING at it!
omg…it sings and vibrates
And we ain’t talkin’ about mental…
“We have a weiner!!!!!”
It matches my favorite shoes!!
….wow….i always wanted a singing backmassager
Is she going to let us watch her try it out??
“Pulsing you to a whole new level of excitement! Whether alone, or with someone else.. let the vibes start pulsing! “
Gal: They’re pretty, fun and calorie-free! Best Valentine’s Day gift ever!
Guy: Whew! Thank god!
Use magnets to attract something you really want.
Just as good as electric! Actually I’m better!
Pretty and functional, but hipper and trendier
Finally !!!
The new Light Saber for a New Jedi.
Guy in glasses: WHOA! Take that carpal tunnel syndrome!
Erika Twatwaffle, the company’s annoyingly vocal Expert on Efficiency and Waste Avoidance, was thrilled that she’d won BOTH Stronic Eins pulsators in the office pool, especially when told that they HADNT already been tried out by 87% of the female staff; but despite her obvious excitement about ten different stimulating rhythms – TIMES TWO – she stunned all those who congratulated her by declining the prize, citing her position within the company, adding “because once you have black you never go back.”
“I think therefore I am” a pleaser achiever.
*In a baseball announcer voice* AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!
Oh my, thats the best harlem shake evah!
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s STRONIC EINS!
OMG.. that’s the prettiest vibrator ever… Can I keep, Please!!!!
“After receiving matching His n’ Hers Stronic Eins vibrators in their gift bags from the launch party, Peter and Sonja mumbled something about having to work early, and rushed back to their hotel room to see if they couldn’t make the queen-sized bed vibrate without wasting another 25 cents.”
Better than any wand you can find in Diagon Alley, but that doesn’t mean it’s not magic
Way better than sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle!
That’ll make her squrt for sure!!!!
….And the little toy broke free of his egg, he wiggled around getting his balance and testing out his buzz with short quick vibrates, he opened his tiny eyes and looked up to see what would be known from this way forth, as ‘Mother’.
Whoa…never gonna give you up, just don’t let me down.
Oh, honey! You got me TWO??
Bottoms Up!…literally.
It’s the same thing we do every night, Pinky… Now.
OH JOY!!!! Stimulus Packages for BOTH of us!!!
Spectators cheer as the two Stronics race to get inside her.
Screw turtle races… I bet you my new pulsating toy will outrun yours!
wow i thought i was coming over to taste someones amatuer attempt at cooking and i’m suprised and intriugued by these.
Uh , Honey, That’s not the remote.
These are way more impressive than those little tiny cocks over there!
Diamonds are Forever?
The Stronic Eins can beat that.
SHE SAID YES!
(Again and again and again.)
Shortly after this photo was taken, the Museum of Sex has reported two missing Stronic Eins units.
Suspects are a male with glasses and a brunette-haired woman as shown here.
The Museum of Sex does not expect to ever see the pulsators ever again.
Fun Factory found themselves at the wrong convention when people thought this was a new and innovative pestle.
A better love story than Twilight.
And the race is on…Go! Go! Go!