Stronic Eins Contest & Giveaway

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UPDATE: Congratulations, Olivia, on the winning caption:

“Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.”

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway. And now…time for the great Stronic Eins race! Who will win?

 

Vibrators are so last season.

For the month of February, we’re teaming up with Fun Factory to turn the Museum store into a space dedicated to a revolutionary new sex toy.

Stronic Eins

Say hello to the Stronic Eins.

Using magnetic technology to create strong pulsing thrusts, the Stronic Eins is the first of its kind on the market. With ten different stimulation rhythms, the sensations are endlessly customizable, and its controls are simple to learn and use. According to a survey led by Fun Factory last November, 87% of women who have used a vibrator prefer a pulsator after trying one…

SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN STRONIC EINS. The winner will be announced on Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA

 

 

 

 

 

 

  1. Le D. February 13, 2013 at 6:36 pm #

    FINALLY!
    Something stronger than Chuck Norris!

  2. Le D. February 13, 2013 at 6:52 pm #

    The new Stronic!

    Guaranteed to outlast the Nokia!

  3. Le D. February 13, 2013 at 7:00 pm #

    That’s one sexy Stronic Eins…

    …one giant thrust for play time.

  4. Emilie Rosan February 13, 2013 at 9:39 pm #

    Last time you saw her face light up this way was for a pair of Louboutin !

  5. sandy February 14, 2013 at 3:24 am #

    Oh My God No longer need my boyfriend.

  6. Phil Peluso February 14, 2013 at 11:00 am #

    Oh my! Just what I always wantesd! It is sooo big!

  7. Chris Blumenfeld February 14, 2013 at 11:07 am #

    Shhhh, my darling… you had me at thrust!

  8. Fran Mack February 14, 2013 at 11:22 am #

    Good, Good, Good…Good Vibrations
    I’m giving me excitation !!!!

  9. Jasmine February 14, 2013 at 12:00 pm #

    My favorite flavors!!!!

  10. Maria burrows February 14, 2013 at 12:43 pm #

    Now if I could only find something to shut her mouth !!!!

  11. Kimberle Andrews February 14, 2013 at 2:24 pm #

    Oh wow, I’m sooo drawn to you! Must be your natural magnetism!

  12. Lindsay February 14, 2013 at 5:35 pm #

    Bravo! Finally something that will actually please her so I can stop trying so hard.

  13. Kathryn February 14, 2013 at 5:37 pm #

    “Toto, I don’t think we’re at the International Boat Show anymore…”

  14. Nana February 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm #

    Thank god! This is so much better than the engagement ring you were going to buy me!

  15. Christina February 14, 2013 at 10:39 pm #

    The picture above is a lost and previously unseen picture from Oprah’s “Favorite Things” episode.

  16. E.D. February 15, 2013 at 2:41 am #

    All my other vibrators will be

    SO JEALOUS.

  17. Krissy February 15, 2013 at 7:16 am #

    Man: “Oh No! I have been replaced.”
    Woman: “Finally, something that will let me finish first.”

  18. E. D. February 15, 2013 at 7:42 pm #

    Single’s Awareness Day?
    NO PROBLEM.

  19. E.D. February 16, 2013 at 1:07 am #

    The hottest party game around!
    Stronic Eins Tabletop Racing!

  20. W.F. February 16, 2013 at 9:18 pm #

    Begin production at once! Soon we shall achieve complete, global masturbation!

  21. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:20 pm #

    Kara cheers as her vibrator wins the race this past weekend at the convention center.

  22. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:22 pm #

    The family rejoices as the Eins twins speak their first vibrations!

  23. InsatiablyTaken February 16, 2013 at 9:23 pm #

    If it can move across the table on it’s own, then you should not bring it to work with you.

  24. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:27 pm #

    That’s the one thing that trumps religion… capitalism.

  25. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

    Oh, happy day! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness.

  26. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:34 pm #

    Now there’s where I put my bananas!

  27. InsatiablyTaken February 16, 2013 at 9:35 pm #

    While the woman seems excited, the guy in the corner looks like his team just won the superbowl of sex.

  28. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:37 pm #

    Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

  29. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:42 pm #

    And on her 21st birthday, she received the best gift anyone could have asked for.

  30. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:45 pm #

    Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.

    • mosex February 20, 2013 at 6:16 pm #

      Congratulations, Olivia! You are the proud new owner of a Stronic Eins. We’ve notified you via email. Thank you everyone for your participation!

  31. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:47 pm #

    And on the 7th day, God created the Stronic Eins.

  32. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:50 pm #

    What the actual fuck is the guy in the corner so excited about?

  33. InsatiablyTaken February 16, 2013 at 9:51 pm #

    As the twins are revealed the guy in the corner is thrilled because he, clearly, is not the father.

  34. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 9:52 pm #

    After Fred, slightly concealed by the camera angle, hears that these are perfect for locating the prostate, he can no longer contain his joy.

  35. InsatiablyTaken February 16, 2013 at 9:56 pm #

    I know what her birthday present this year is going to be.

  36. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 10:01 pm #

    I am getting laid tonight.

  37. Olivia February 16, 2013 at 10:16 pm #

    And as they revealed the spoils of the trip to Mars, the sponsors were overjoyed.

  38. Michelle February 16, 2013 at 10:25 pm #

    This is the best day of my entire life!

  39. Jessica February 17, 2013 at 2:52 am #

    Stronic Eins. How both sexes rejoice.

  40. E.D. February 19, 2013 at 1:58 pm #

    Don’t let this one get away!

    Literally.

  41. Laura Miller February 19, 2013 at 1:59 pm #

    Fabulous! Now there is no excuse for acting like bitch of the year!

  42. E.D. February 19, 2013 at 2:02 pm #

    Fantastic! I’ll have both of these in my next Harlem Shake video!

  43. GV February 19, 2013 at 2:28 pm #

    Just push it.

  44. Melissa Lutz February 19, 2013 at 2:43 pm #

    Once you go Black you never go back! ;)

  45. Andria February 19, 2013 at 3:51 pm #

    “The hills are aaallliivvveee, with the sounds of Stronic!”

  46. Sarah Bricker February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm #

    Something strong, dark, and pleasurable that’s not chocolate, coffee or a man…. built like a timex. :-D

  47. Christina Baxter-Perry February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm #

    A girl appreciates the little things… Like “AA” batteries and me time.

  48. Robert Terry February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm #

    Whoa! I wonder who gets to use it first!!!!!

  49. John Beckham February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm #

    That’s Lance, that’s A’lot. The twins.

  50. Heather M February 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm #

    looks like someone already it a tip LOL

    • Heather M February 19, 2013 at 4:01 pm #

      LEFT it a tip*
      (colds and typing don’t mix I guess)

  51. Chris February 19, 2013 at 4:01 pm #

    Shiverrrr me timbers, Oh MYYYY!

  52. jessica rigney February 19, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    FINALLY! the perfect gift for grandmas birthday!

  53. Sam February 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm #

    No Sleep She’s Gonna Rock Tonight ;)

  54. Mauricia O'Kieffe February 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm #

    Pulsing thrusts and stimulating rhythms, now I don’t have to pay for those Salsa classes!

  55. JOHN COFFEY February 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm #

    When your man is running out of steam………….Stronic Eins….

  56. Courtney Leigh February 19, 2013 at 4:05 pm #

    Ahhh thrust it, thrust it reaaal good.

  57. deborah February 19, 2013 at 4:06 pm #

    with that i”l make my own masala :P

  58. Matt February 19, 2013 at 4:10 pm #

    OH MY GOD I think I can feel the pulsations from HERE!

    You thank THAT’S impressive? I came just LOOKING at it!

  59. Heidi Johnson February 19, 2013 at 4:11 pm #

    omg…it sings and vibrates

  60. Leah February 19, 2013 at 4:15 pm #

    And we ain’t talkin’ about mental…

  61. Greg Tsiatis February 19, 2013 at 4:18 pm #

    “We have a weiner!!!!!”

  62. Sasha February 19, 2013 at 4:27 pm #

    It matches my favorite shoes!!

  63. Heidi Johnson February 19, 2013 at 4:29 pm #

    ….wow….i always wanted a singing backmassager

  64. Maria Gogan February 19, 2013 at 4:29 pm #

    Is she going to let us watch her try it out??

  65. Ashlee T February 19, 2013 at 4:33 pm #

    “Pulsing you to a whole new level of excitement! Whether alone, or with someone else.. let the vibes start pulsing! “

  66. Rosie P. February 19, 2013 at 4:41 pm #

    Gal: They’re pretty, fun and calorie-free! Best Valentine’s Day gift ever!
    Guy: Whew! Thank god!

  67. John February 19, 2013 at 4:41 pm #

    Use magnets to attract something you really want.

  68. Jennifer johnson February 19, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

    Just as good as electric! Actually I’m better!

  69. Jennifer johnson February 19, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

    Pretty and functional, but hipper and trendier

  70. Brian February 19, 2013 at 5:01 pm #

    Finally !!!
    The new Light Saber for a New Jedi.

  71. Matt (macho99) February 19, 2013 at 5:21 pm #

    Guy in glasses: WHOA! Take that carpal tunnel syndrome!

  72. sharon hutchinson February 19, 2013 at 5:23 pm #

    Erika Twatwaffle, the company’s annoyingly vocal Expert on Efficiency and Waste Avoidance, was thrilled that she’d won BOTH Stronic Eins pulsators in the office pool, especially when told that they HADNT already been tried out by 87% of the female staff; but despite her obvious excitement about ten different stimulating rhythms – TIMES TWO – she stunned all those who congratulated her by declining the prize, citing her position within the company, adding “because once you have black you never go back.”

  73. p pemberton February 19, 2013 at 5:25 pm #

    “I think therefore I am” a pleaser achiever.

  74. Matt (macho99) February 19, 2013 at 5:25 pm #

    *In a baseball announcer voice* AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!

  75. Superdaimos February 19, 2013 at 5:26 pm #

    Oh my, thats the best harlem shake evah!

  76. Li D February 19, 2013 at 5:47 pm #

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s STRONIC EINS!

  77. Debby Schwartz February 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm #

    OMG.. that’s the prettiest vibrator ever… Can I keep, Please!!!!

  78. Lindsay C February 19, 2013 at 6:27 pm #

    “After receiving matching His n’ Hers Stronic Eins vibrators in their gift bags from the launch party, Peter and Sonja mumbled something about having to work early, and rushed back to their hotel room to see if they couldn’t make the queen-sized bed vibrate without wasting another 25 cents.”

  79. Michelle February 19, 2013 at 6:32 pm #

    Better than any wand you can find in Diagon Alley, but that doesn’t mean it’s not magic ;-)

  80. sylviawesley February 19, 2013 at 6:35 pm #

    Way better than sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle!

  81. Dragon February 19, 2013 at 6:38 pm #

    That’ll make her squrt for sure!!!!

  82. Rachel V. February 19, 2013 at 6:39 pm #

    ….And the little toy broke free of his egg, he wiggled around getting his balance and testing out his buzz with short quick vibrates, he opened his tiny eyes and looked up to see what would be known from this way forth, as ‘Mother’.

  83. Jennifer Bryant February 19, 2013 at 6:44 pm #

    Whoa…never gonna give you up, just don’t let me down.

  84. BN February 19, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

    Oh, honey! You got me TWO??

  85. Jessica February 19, 2013 at 7:25 pm #

    Bottoms Up!…literally.

  86. Charles February 19, 2013 at 7:50 pm #

    It’s the same thing we do every night, Pinky… Now.

  87. Del S. February 19, 2013 at 9:30 pm #

    OH JOY!!!! Stimulus Packages for BOTH of us!!!

  88. dv8 February 19, 2013 at 9:57 pm #

    Spectators cheer as the two Stronics race to get inside her.

  89. Geo February 20, 2013 at 1:21 am #

    Screw turtle races… I bet you my new pulsating toy will outrun yours!

  90. jon February 20, 2013 at 6:17 am #

    wow i thought i was coming over to taste someones amatuer attempt at cooking and i’m suprised and intriugued by these.

  91. inkyspot February 20, 2013 at 10:28 am #

    Uh , Honey, That’s not the remote.

  92. Li. D. February 20, 2013 at 12:33 pm #

    These are way more impressive than those little tiny cocks over there!

  93. Li. D. February 20, 2013 at 12:36 pm #

    Diamonds are Forever?
    The Stronic Eins can beat that.

  94. Li. D. February 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm #

    SHE SAID YES!

    (Again and again and again.)

  95. Li. D. February 20, 2013 at 12:48 pm #

    Shortly after this photo was taken, the Museum of Sex has reported two missing Stronic Eins units.
    Suspects are a male with glasses and a brunette-haired woman as shown here.
    The Museum of Sex does not expect to ever see the pulsators ever again.

  96. E.D. February 20, 2013 at 2:37 pm #

    Fun Factory found themselves at the wrong convention when people thought this was a new and innovative pestle.

  97. E.D. February 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm #

    A better love story than Twilight.

  98. Ron February 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm #

    And the race is on…Go! Go! Go!

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