Share Your Best (Or Worst!) Vibrator Story To Win A Jimmy Jane!

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The epic Jimmy Jane Form 2 is now available at the museum store and the good news is that we’re giving one of these babies away ($135.00 value)!

Pleasure in the palm of your hand

But we can’t just toss off this palm-ful o’ pleasure. We need to make sure you you want it…you need it!

If you want to win this sensationally stimulating vibratey goodness, leave a comment on this post with your most awesome, sexy, mortifying or badass vibrator story.

Two motors for twice the intensity

This compact, award-winning design offers more intense vibrations than any other product of its size. Each flexible ear is internally powered for dynamic stimulation. This very sophisticated vibrator can be completely submerged (waterproof!); you could leave it at the bottom of a pool for a week and come back to use it. It recharges in a nesting dock. It has dual motors (one in each “ear/leg”) that move independently of each other; 5 unique vibration patterns and 3 speeds for each. Although small in size, this little guy is powerful enough to massage your back and legs. Tip: The “ears/legs” can be squeezed together for added pinching-play. Form 2 is the first launch of a groundbreaking series of waterproof, rechargeable vibrators designed by friends and creative conspirators Yves Béhar and Ethan Imboden titled Pleasure to the People.

So please, ladies & gentlemen, leave your best (or worst!) vibrator story in the comments–and be sure to use your real e-mail address so that we can get in touch with you.

We’ll pick a winner by September 16, 2011.

Congrats to Janine, the winner of this giveaway, and a big thanks to all for sharing your stories with us!

xoxo,
MoSex

  1. Leah August 29, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    Every vibrator that I buy breaks, some of them within a few weeks. Are they poorly made or am I just really rough on them? ;)

  2. Michelle August 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    When I was 19 I decided to move out of my mom’s house and into my own apartment. While I was packing my personal stuff, I noticed that my waterproof vibrator was broken. The battery lock was cracked. I knew I hadn’t used it in a couple of months, so I was confused as to how it got broken.

    First, I asked my younger sister if she did it because we shared a room. She looked horrified that I even had a vibrator, so I knew it couldn’t have been her. That only left one other option and I was dreading asking him.

    I approached my 13 yr old brother and said, “Do you and your friends ever go through my things? My neck massager is broken and I need to know why.” He started laughing and told me this story:

    He said that his friend R*** had been going through my stuff and found it. He decided to turn it on full blast and stick it in his mouth. While it was vibrating against his teeth, he laughed so hard that it fell out and when it hit the tiled floor, it broke apart. They couldn’t get it fixed, so they just put it back and hoped I wouldn’t noticed.

    He ended his story by saying, “If you think I believe you used that for your neck, then you must think I’m pretty stupid…”

    So not only was my favorite vibrator broken but my little brother knew what it was for, knew that I had one, AND his friend had put it in his mouth knowing it had previously been in ME…awkward!

  3. Danielle Stoner August 29, 2011 at 4:53 pm #

    I have two stories. The first was when me and an ex cut up a giant vibrating pink dildo…it was a gag gift that a friend got me and it was gigantic. I threw the pieces out for the most part but the head of it ended up in a coat pocket and put in the closet. 3 years later my recent bf was digging through the closet and found it….his reaction was epic. He was in awe and was looking at me like “do i even want to know”. The other is with the guy I’m currently with. We had company one day and they had a friend with them that we didn’t know. My bf thought it would be funny to bring out my vibrator and exclaim to a group of 3 men that it sounded cool if you place it up against your ear turned on. He proceeded to turn on my vibrator and stick it in 3 men’s ears…one of which I didn’t know. It was royally embarrassing.

  4. Kiwi August 29, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

    My relationship was falling apart. We hadn’t had sex in months and it was almost the end for us. I went to relieve some stress with my vibrator, pulled it out from under my side of the bed and heard it start RATTLING. I twisted the knob but nothing happened. I tried replacing the batteries and squishing it to see if I could desperately make an electronic connection happen, even contemplated cutting off the skin so I could get at its innards and make it work again. But it was dead.
    I have an irubmyduckie as a sort of novelty item but that works in a pinch. When I went to squeeze it to turn it on, I heard the same familiar rattling. Its internal bits were ALSO broken. Took a screwdriver to it & tried to get at its motors to see if I could surgically fix it, but would’ve had to crack its plastic coating, from what I could tell.
    Dead. Everything dead. I nearly cried.

  5. Jenny Young August 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    About two years ago I started dating the guy I’m going to marry. J is very shy and really uneducated when it comes to sex, toys, and all things kink. I work for a fetish company for years so nothing shocks me. As polar opposites I wondered how things would work out between us. I’m a very private person and don’t invite people into my home. My room is usually decorated with whips, floggers, paddles, and such hanging on the walls. I decided all I wanted for my bday that first year was to wake up in J’s arms. So I spent a week cleaning my room, putting away my fetish gear, and cleaning up my music list. Everything goes fine the night before my bday, which is Halloween btw. Then we get up on my bday and are sitting around my room just talking. Yes he spent the night and there was no sex. Like I said he’s very shy and doesn’t believe in causal sex. He ask for a tissue and I told him them were on the bottom of my night stand. With all my J proofing my room. I totally forgot the toys on the bottom of the night stand. He pulls out the tissue box and my vibrator falls out from behind it. J had on seen toys in retail stores like Spencers. My toy boxes leave no question what they are used for. It lead to a few awkward first morning together. I have since taught him a good deal of the finer points of toy. He’s defiantly not innocent anymore. We’re getting married next December!

  6. JT August 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm #

    like every single woman with a pulse, I love my vibrators and have had a nice variety for many years. even if I’m not in the market for a new one, I’ll often look for something unusual to add to my fully stocked bag o’ tricks and of course, I have my favorites.

    unfortunately, when I moved, somehow my vibes ended up in an unopened box in a back closet for a bit longer than I’d hoped and since I was in one of my rare, non-sex modes, I didn’t dig them out until recently. so when my libido went back into overdrive, I fished them out of the box in the closet and threw them into a drawer under my bed (easy access is imperative, ya know!). although I didn’t examine the contents immediately to make sure nothing was damaged in the move, everything seemed fine – until I went to use one the next day.

    to my absolute HORROR, every one of my dozen or so carefully chosen vibrators was covered in some gross, green-black, gooey, moldy stuff!! EWWW and OH S–T at the same time!! turns out that a tiny vibe I had purchased years earlier that was in the shape of a tiny rat had found its way to the bottom of the pack and its battery had rotted, completely eating through it and creating some kind of cataclysmic vibrator battery meltdown among some of the other vibe batteries! not wanting to risk exposing my genitals to something toxic, washing them was not an option, so virtually ALL of my fabulous vibes had to be junked!!

    needless to say, I learned a valuable lesson about vibe batteries, but now need to replenish my lost supply and being unemployed, I don’t have the funds, so winning this would be a total lifesaver!

    p.s. I did buy a crappy one to use temporarily, but it’s cheap, smells creepy and is not waterproof, so I’m now orgasm-challenged due to its locale limitations! BOO-HISS!!

  7. Rachel Ungarten August 29, 2011 at 5:51 pm #

    A coworker and I left work to go vote for the national election, just to have company waiting in the looooong line. Just so happened a Hustler Store was right next to the Library where we voted and she suggested we take a peek. She was over 40, about 15 years my elder, and confessed to me that she was curious about getting a toy. Well, she had come to the right friendly toy expert!! We browsed the isle of toys, while I showed her different options and asked questions, like “would you like something insertable? or for clitoral stimulation?” She bought a cute pink battery-powered bunny rabbit, like a covered bullet, a good starter :) She came to work BEAMING the next day!! I was go glad that I could help her, I know how nervous I was buying my first!

  8. Robert Terry August 29, 2011 at 9:35 pm #

    Before my wife and I went on vacation one year we emptied our bedroom and livingroom of furniture so we could have our hardwood floors refinished while we were gone. We did not empty the closet as we thought we did not need to. Upon returning home, we saw our floors were beautifully done, but also noticed that our closet had been emptied on top of the couch which was in the middle of the kitchen. Sitting on the top of the pile was my wifes vibrator, she was mortified, and could not face the guy who finished the floors when he came to get paid and see how we liked his job. Her face gets red everytime we see him from time to time….

  9. alienassmuncher@yahoo.com August 30, 2011 at 6:39 am #

    So many stories to choose from…..I was once having an amazing session with my rabbit, when my room mate’s cat decided to come and lay on top of my nether regions. I pushed it off and it kept persistently climbing back on top of me……I think it liked the vibrations. I took a picture and sent it to my room mate asking if she’d like to get her cat so I could finish masturbating. I heard her laugh and she told me I was on my own. So I figured, whatever. I finished masturbating with the cat laying on top of me.

  10. Angela Jones August 30, 2011 at 6:42 am #

    So many stories to choose from…..I was once having an amazing session with my rabbit, when my room mate’s cat decided to come and lay on top of my nether regions. I pushed it off and it kept persistently climbing back on top of me……I think it liked the vibrations. I took a picture and sent it to my room mate asking if she’d like to get her cat so I could finish masturbating. I heard her laugh and she told me I was on my own. So I figured, whatever. I finished masturbating with the cat laying on top of me.

  11. Craftygal August 30, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

    I had a terrible bedbug infestation that eventually required me to move. In doing so I had to discard or treat all of my possessions. I had a rabbit that was several years old but still in great shape, except for a small crack in the sealant between the plastic base and the silicon part. I got so paranoid that bedbugs were living in my vibrator that I had to throw it away. And then the expense of moving was so great that I haven’t found the money for a new one.

  12. Jeff September 2, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    My best friends wife and I like to have phone sex (while she’s at work & yes he know’s about it, sometimes), anyway, I finally talked her into bringing her dildo into work one day. Well, she had a great cum and was even a little loud considering she was in her office. She then went to meet her husband for lunch and after one drink and no food she goes to show him what’s in her bag and it falls out and sort of bouces on the resturant’s floor. Everyone around her looks and sort of freezes but lucky for her, a waitress is walking by, grabs it off the floor, drops it in her bag, and just keeps on walking like nothing happened.

  13. Jennifer Iafrate September 5, 2011 at 8:19 pm #

    I had just purchased a fancy, high-powered plug-in vibrator & was really excited to use it. Things started out fine, but I got a faulty one. A few minutes into it I feel a horrible sensation….SEVERE burning! Needless to say I yanked it out in the middle of the act. I literally had a 2nd degree burn. On the inside of my vagina! I also had to go to the ER, which was almost worse than the pain I was in. Imagine having to explain what happened to a staff of doctors & nurses! Felt like something out of that skit on SNL, the one with the hillbilly ER where people would come in with Matchbox cars stuck up there butt or some other atrocity. Totally mortifying!!! I also was in a lot of pain & even had to take a couple days of work. I told them I had the flu though! It finally healed up but I will never purchase anything from that company again & definitely got a full refund! Guess this one falls in the “worst” vibrator stories for sure! LOL

  14. katreina September 5, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    i was making out with my girlfriend on our couch and it was hottttttt. so it was time to go further and we didnt have anything so she went to the fridge and i used a cucumber! this is why we need a vibrater! lol

  15. Jennifer September 5, 2011 at 10:22 pm #

    Long distance relationships are tough..so you do all you can to keep it sexy..and oooooh soooo HOT (plenty of sex..skype..videos..pics..texts..toys..vegetables…….did I mention plenty of sex???). Anyway..as a single mother this is something that I TRY to do very discretely..or so I thought. One afternoon my kids were all out so I decided to lock the doors..break out my vibrator..and call my “Florida Honey”. After all was said and done :) :) :) I realized that my oldest sons friend had stopped by for something..but I hadn’t heard him at the door because I was being far from quiet..and my vibrator is as loud as a CHAINSAW! I KNOW I was heard..and I never mentioned a thing..but it took him a long time to come over again..and even longer to look me in the eyes while he was talking to me. So yes..a nice quiet supercharged toy like the Jimmyjane would be the perfect toy for me…I’ll just have to learn to tone it down to a whisper to avoid awkward situations! :)

  16. Tonia September 5, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    I had this roommate back in college who was socially inept. Her parents also came from crazy town. One day, while alone in shared room I was using my bullet working my way up to the highest vibration. Things were getting good when I heard the lock to our door click! I panicked trying to get it out of me while trying shut it off. A second before she came in with loony parents in tow, I managed to compose myself by pretending to be asleep and, so I thought, turn it off. Turned my back to her side of the room and pretended to sleep, silently hoping they’d leave soon so I could go back to doing my thing. My plan was going fine when the faulty adjuster turned back on to a low hum. I tried kicking it to shut it off (really bad idea) and wound up knocking it to the floor. Still used. Buzzing around like a wet fly. Her parents let out moans of disgust while my roommate shrieked. She then picked it up by what I hope was the handle (would you touch someone else’s toy? Freaky right?) and heard the loud thud of it hitting the waste bin. Next thing I knew, her mother tied up the trash bag, while muttering things about my disgusting dirty habit (good grief) and went on her way to the dumpster. I still was pretending to sleep. Eventually the circus left. Things between my roomie and me were forever awkward and her parents….forget it! I lost a great friend (toy not roommate) that day.

  17. Morticia Buehler September 5, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    He He….
    So one day for whatever reason there were police at my house on an unfounded tip that I was harboring illicit drugs. I of course gave them permission to search because there was nothing to find. They asked that I accompany them room to room. At long last, they get to my bed room and I relax on my bed and allow them to search very confident in the fact that they would find nothing. As they begin, One officer concentrates on my dresser and another on the small nightstand next to my bed. Just as I realize that the officer that is searching the nightstand next to my bed has found my bag of adult toys and is beginning to open it, I jump in reaction and yell “wait!” as I reach out for the bag. My only intention of course was to inform the male officer so as to avoid his shock and embarrassment. Well, my reaction caused his immediate suspicion and also caused him to jerk the bag away from my direction thus causing the contents to spill. To my massive amusement and his apparent horror, my vibrator fell out of the bag, landed on his foot, and turned on. All I could do was shrug my shoulders and tell him I was only trying to warn him while trying to suppress a giggle. Funny, He was immediately finished with the search of my room and as a matter of fact was not concerned with any other part of my house and left rather quickly after many apologies. :D

  18. ida raine September 5, 2011 at 11:24 pm #

    An ex girlfriend of mine and I bought a huge glow-in-the-dark vibrator one day, just for the novelty of it. We both liked it, it was large and green and vibrated, yet it never quite made it to our favourite toy short list.. Until the night I was awoken by something, who knows by what. Sleepily opening my eyes, I nearly leapt out of my skin when a large green thing loomed over my face! I jumped so hard I woke up my sleeping girlfriend.
    Was it an alien coming to take me in the middle of the night? No, of course not. It was our huge florescent glow-in-the-dark vibrator that we’d left sitting upright beside the bed.
    We loved that vibrator after that night, and it met all of our friends.

  19. Morticia Buehler September 6, 2011 at 3:32 am #

    *Blush*
    Another Vibrator story. Not sure whether to call it bad or good but it’s as true as the last none the less. lol.
    I guess it was about 3 and a half years ago we had an earthquake in the very early morning hours that started somewhere in another state but was strong enough to be felt very strongly here in KY none the less. So, here’s what happened…..
    I was in bed, watching a little porn, getting myself in the mood for a little alone love seeing as how I was single and it was around 5 or so in the morning. My roomie Tara was asleep in her room at the other end of the house. After getting myself sufficiently in the mood, I turned off the T.V., and pulled out my trusted (tho almost 10 year old and sounds like a leaf blower) purple vibe and began to “love myself”. Just as I was about to climax, I heard a deep rumble that sounded as tho it came from the very depths of the Earth itself and the room began to shake violently. I was terrified! I was convinced I had somehow angered the Punanny Gods and at any moment giant fingers were going to tear thru my ceiling, rip the roof off my house, and snatch me out of my bed! lol.
    As soon as i realized what it really was, I KNEW it was going to wake up Tara so I shoved my still running vibrator under my pillow and ran to check on her. She was awake as I thought and wanted to know what happened. I told her and she thought I was joking for a few minutes but soon realized I was telling the truth when she saw all the neighbors outside and turned on the T.V. She asked what I was still doing up and froze. I couldn’t think of a quick lie and in the silence, my vibe had worked its way out from under my pillow and off the side of the bed choosing that particular moment to hit the floor and vibrate round in circles. She burst out in laughter. It’s a story that I shorten but still tell to this day. ;)

  20. Jennifer September 6, 2011 at 3:37 am #

    I have another…and this happened twice (you would think I would have learned the first time!). Embarassing moment #1..I had just gotten home from a wknd away..walked into my crowded living room (filled with my oldest sons friends)..put my suitcase down and SOMETHING IN THE SUITCASE STARTED VIBRATING! It got real quiet..I turned a lil red..p/u my suitcase and quickly left the room. Embarassing moment #2..I again had just gotten home from a wknd away..my son picked me up from the airport..we’re driving home and he hears this noise. We couldn’t figure out where it was coming from until the car was turned off when we stopped for gas. Once again something was vibrating in the suitcase….you would think after the 1st time I would learn to take the batteries out before packing to go home! Sooooo this is another reason I could use a Jimmyjane..because they don’t require batteries!!! In fact TWO Jimmyjanes would be nice so I can have one in Florida and one in New York..no reason to even have to pack them in a suitcase!!! :) :) :)

  21. restless legs September 7, 2011 at 3:51 am #

    I have always suffered from what is now called “Restless Leg Syndrome”. I discovered years ago that the best relief from it and easiest way to sleep is if I get off first. So, I have masturbated every night for 17 years and my toys have saved me from various forms of tendonitis! Well, when my mother turned 60 she decided she needed to buy her first vibrator. She come to me, knowing I have used them successfully, and we had a long conversation, looking at pictures on the internet. My mother asking me questions like: “Would I like this short fat one? Or should I get this one with all the buttons?” After she decided on two, we ordered them to be delivered at my house as she was visiting us. I was in a meeting at work when my mom called, I picked up the call (“Sorry, I have to take this, its my mom.”) thinking it might be an emergency and she says very excitedly (loudly) into the phone: “I got my vibrators and I’m at the grocery store, should I get KY Jelly or this Astroglide?” All my co-workers and my boss heard every word! And we all laughed hysterically. If I get this Vibe I would have to give it to my mom, and I’d get her some good lube, too!

  22. Rita September 8, 2011 at 7:36 pm #

    =(
    I don’t have any good, bad, or ugly vibrator stories to share because I’ve never had/used one. Ever.

    Not that i don’t want to. Thought I’d comment anyway. That Jimmy Jane looks quite…interesting! I’d sure have fun testing it out!

  23. Joi September 15, 2011 at 12:58 am #

    Think you have your Best Friend hidden? Think again.

    My wife and I had a get together with all of our friends. There were about 4 couples all together. While we were immersed in an intense game of Texas Hold ‘em with a few drinks in most of us the room got quiet. Out of the blue all we heard was “whiz, whiz, whiz, buzzzzzzzz”. It took a few minutes but we all figured out what it was as my 3 year old son comes down the stairs with the “magic wand” he found under Mommies mattress. Thank goodness for the good humor in some people! :)

  24. Jenny September 15, 2011 at 12:59 am #

    I don’t have a vibrator story I don’t think…but I do have a butt plug story. My lover and I were going at it and he LOVES a$$-play. So while going down on him, I inserted the butt plug into him. LOVED IT. Harder than I have ever felt him. In time, he wanted to be inside me so he turned me around and entered from behind. It was fantastic and he finished hard and loud. When he came back to me, we realized the plug was no longer inside of him. When he finished, it had shot out of his a$$ and across the room. :):):)

  25. Simone Lynch September 15, 2011 at 1:05 am #

    When I was 15, I didn’t have a vibrator, so I used a Caboodles toothbrush holder. It was oval shaped and it was pretty thick, so one night I thought I would use it to stimulate myself. I was pushing it in and out until the cap dislodged in my vagina. I tried pulling it out but my hands were too slippery, so I went downstairs to the bathroom to see if i could get something to pull it out. I was contemplating waking up my mom to tell her, but I didn’t know how i would explain the cap getting stuck up there. I couldn’t say I sat on it..it wouldn’t make sense. I ended up using a scissors to grip it and pull it out. Luckily, I did not cut myself. I then went to bed so i wouldn’t get in any more trouble.

  26. Nicole Romano-aforevereightiesgirl September 15, 2011 at 1:16 am #

    I had about 4 friends over one day, 2 girls and 2 guys and my friends little daughter. So we are in the parlor eating pizza and my friends daughter is in my room watching cartoons. All of a sudden here she comes, my vibrator in hand, long and pink!!! i was mortified! Everyone started busting out laughing so I grabbed it and hid it a little better this time! i had it under some pillows on the floor, thinking it was safe there! Now I keep all of them in a box in my closet. That will never happen to me again if I can help it!

  27. Shell September 15, 2011 at 1:27 am #

    toy started buzzing while driving over to boyfriends house, very distracting so lent over to turn it off, still trying to keep eye on the road. While I did check for traffic, I didn’t notice that the lights were red! Quickly parked car, still trying to reach toy to turn off, when a plain clothes police officer knock on my window & asks if I realise I drove through a red light? I was thinking after surviving the red light, I was now about to die of embarrassment!

  28. Scottie Lowe September 15, 2011 at 1:30 am #

    I was single at the time and I had a trust electric vibrator that I stayed on the pillow in my bed at all times. Every night, I would zap away and fall asleep. One night, I turned it on and it hesitated for a few seconds before it commenced to vibrate. Immediately, I knew there was a short in the wiring. Silly me kept using it. Every night I would turn it on and every night it would take a bit longer for it to work. Eventually, I had wiggle the wire and hold it in a specific position to get any juice whatsoever. Well, I’m not a dumb woman, I’m aware enough to know that I should throw the vibrator away, that it was potentially hazardous. And I did. I threw the vibrator in the trash can next to my bed. Interestingly enough, that trash can was primarily for show. I never really used it so I never took the opportunity to throw the contents of it away.

    About a week I had thrown the vibrator away, I was feeling an urgent need for its company again. “Well, one more time won’t hurt.” Famous last words. I pulled it from the trash can, plugged it in, wiggled the cord around, got it working, and zapped away. I could feel the vibrator getting hot in my hand but I was so close to my special moment I that I refused to stop. Just as I was about to have my explosion . . . POP, POP, POP . . . the vibrator burst into flames. I threw it across the bed and then had to scramble to put the fire out with my comforter.

    Luckily, I escaped with no more damage than some burned bed linens. All I kept thinking about was having to call my grandmother and telling her that my apartment burned down. “Uhmmmm, it was the toaster, Grandma.”

  29. Janine September 15, 2011 at 1:41 am #

    This past January, I forgot to put my little blue pocket rocket and bottle of lube away after using it one night. I remember being so tired and worn out from the big O, I just turned over and went to sleep.

    The next morning, my mom called and said she my dad were in the area asked if they could come over and bring bagels for breakfast. I agreed and waited for them to arrive. I live in a studio apartment so I use a futon for my bed and my sofa. I was going to fold up my comforter and sheets and put up the futon before they arrived, but I got a phone call which again distracted me. (Do you see a pattern here, ’cause I sure as hell do… Maybe I need some Gingko Biloba?!)

    I let my parents while I was on the phone. I said to them, “I will be off in a minute.” My mom went into the kitchen to cut the bagels and my father went straight towards the futon. Knowing him, he probably wanted to watch television!

    He takes one side of the comforter and he shakes it to straighten it out and the vibrator and lube, that was bunched up in the comforter goes flying up in the air! It reminded me of this:

    http://site.creativeplay4less.com/main_play_parachutes.jpg

    As they propel into the air, I see my father’s eyes follow them as my sex toys go up…and then down back onto the comforter. To make this situation even more awesome, the lube was open and spilled onto the comforter.

    I swear, it happened in slow motion. As I said that, my father dropped the comforter back onto the bed and says, “I can watch television when I get home.”

    Needless to say, I never forgot to put my sex toys away EVER AGAIN.

  30. End-Zone Bar September 15, 2011 at 1:50 am #

    Embarrassing!!!

    We were moving into our new house when the landlord popped over to say hi. As we were talking, grabbing boxes one that said bedroom ended up in my 4 yr old daughters room, My daughter asked if she could play with her toys in her new room. I said sure and a few minutes later she comes out of the house and said “Mom I found your curling Iron” She had my pink vibrator turned on and it was bouncing off her forehead under her bangs right in front of our new landlords!! Needless to say I turned 15 shades of red! Walked over thanked her, turned it off and slipped it right into my back pocket and went back to my conversation like nothing ever happened!

    Totally Embarrassing! O.O

  31. Victoria Heckler September 15, 2011 at 2:40 am #

    I was in my late 20s and too young and too poor to live anywhere that afforded any sort of privacy, as was my girlfriend. She still lived at home with her divorced father, a minister and librarian at a local college. Her mother lived in a small apartment only a few miles away and was seldom home, so when we wanted privacy, we went there. On this evening in particular, my girlfriend threw some overnight “supplies” in her backpack, including an assortment of dildos and vibrators (she was very well stocked).

    As we headed downstairs to leave, we were stopped by her father and his girlfriend, who were sitting in the living room watching television. I had never met his girlfriend before so the usual “Where are you headed?” interrogation was extra thorough. Fearing this might take longer than usual, my girlfriend dropped her backpack on the hardwood floor and sat down. Almost immediately, one of the vibrators in her backpack starting buzzing loudly enough to resonate against the floor.

    Her father and his girlfriend gave each other perplexed glances and before they could even get a single question out, my girlfriend grabbed the backpack, said “I’ll be back” and bounded up the stairs. And there I was, left standing in awkward silence as I tried to contain my embarrassment and laughter.

  32. E. Sky September 15, 2011 at 3:21 am #

    I went to a sex toy party with a girl friend. We had a great time and both bought toys. She bought the “cadillac” of vibrators and I bought a vibrator that looked like a gun. she was afraid of hers once it entered her hands and I used mine till it wore out. I miss that toy !!

  33. LCE September 15, 2011 at 4:13 am #

    I had bought my first vibrator when I was still living with my mom and I was in the process of packing up my room to move to the dorms. Because I didn’t have a bedside table I just had been putting it between my mattress and my box spring. I had forgotten it was there (I was still a little apprehensive about using it) and one day my dog gets ahold of it and just trots right out into the living room and starts chewing on it right in front of my mother! I was so mortified I immediately just said “I’m gonna throw that away now”. Luckily my mom was understanding about it but that was the most embarrassed I’d ever been in my life!!

  34. Shannon Ort September 15, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    I have so many stories to tell but one that sticks out in my head was about 10 years ago I was dating a guy(his brother set us up I work with his brother) who still lived at home but I slept over often we decided to buy some toys and I brought over a few I had that would be fun to use together I had a scorpion who’s tail goes in your ass I thought it would be fun for some DP fun and it was but imagine my horror one day when we went to his house and his mom was in his room scorpion in hand asking his brother what it was for and all I heard from his brother was u don’t want to know so put it down and go wash your hands was very awkward working with his brother for a few days then we both just laughed it off but it has been brought up a few times at family get togethers
    P.S. when I get embarrassed I turn 5 shades of red so many times that day has made me red with embarrassment

  35. Mairi Frost September 17, 2011 at 2:57 am #

    So today I met with my aunt – we had coffee than she came back with me to my car as I had picked up a framed picture for her, which I thought she’d like.

    SO we put the large frame in her car and then she came back to my car and was leaning in the window, chatting to me. I threw my bag down into the passneger footwell, started the car and plugged in my iphone so that I could listen to it on the drive home.

    My aunty and I continued to talk and I heard the strangest low hum, coming form my car speakers . I checked the connection on my iphone, it seemed ok. I turned down the radio and yet the hum persisted.

    I couldn’t figure out what it was and I eventually said goodbye to my aunt, more than a little concerned that there might be some electrical fault in my car. I had to drive all the way to my parents’ house to fed the cat, as they were on holiday. I had listened to my music, on my iphone the whole way there, but when I switched off the ignition, I heard that odd low-pitched drone again. No radio this time, but it stil seemed to be coming from the speakers…

    I just couldn’t figure it out at all. Then, when I couldn’t puzzle it out, I thought, I’ll go into their house and see if it’s still making that noise when I come back,.

    As I lifted my bag from the floor on the passenger’s side, the drone changed a little and I suddenly realised that t was coming from my bag!!!

    I had a little clit vibe in my handbag and somehow it had become switched on!! Worse still, it was vibrating against a half empty plastic bottle of water, so it sounded super loud!!

    I was blushing like mad when I realised and I was so relieved that I hadn’t figured it out while my aunt was leaning in the window – she would NOT have been impressed!!

    Mental note: be more careful in future!!!

  36. Ben Hollis February 26, 2012 at 2:23 am #

    Drive her insans with a jimmyjane

  37. Anna Berfuj August 17, 2014 at 11:28 pm #

    It was really early in the morningand I was masturbating by humping my hand against my pussy while watching porn.
    I hear my older cousin wake up and I try and close the tab but it was on Youtube and it had froze.
    I hear him going down the staors and then all of a sudden the video comes back on and all you can hear is quiet moans. He quickly comes back up and he’s red in the face.
    After that he tells me; ” Sorry Anna. Oh um Renee took this when she was at your house. She um thought it was a toy” . Seconds later he comes back to me and hands me my blue bunny vibrator!

    I will never forget that!

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