UPDATE: Congratulations, Frank, on the winning caption:

He screamed “Pickle farts!” at me twice more, and then he stared intensely at the small threads attached to the balls and telepathically sent them home appliance porn pictures of me suddenly. I almost passed my electric wheelchair driving test right then and there – the feeling is out of this world.

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway.

“He withdraws his finger and very slowly inserts the objects, one slow, delicious ball at a time…” - Fifty Shades of Grey

Fill in the blanks, share in the comments below and automatically enter to win your very own set of SmartBalls ^[1] from Fun Factory ^[2]:

He ________ me twice more, and then he ________at the small threads attached to the balls and ________them ________of me suddenly. I almost ________ – the feeling is out of this world.

Fun Factory’s SmartBalls ^[1] provide pleasurable sensations while toning and exercising the muscles of the vagina for intensified feeling during sex. The Teneo Duo SmartBalls  ^[1]creates a variety of sensations when inserted from the steady rotation of the internal weights, and features an ergonomically formed finger hollow to aid with use. Each ball measures 1.5″ around, and is seamlessly constructed of medical grade silicone.

Check out the SmartBalls ^[1] craze featured on TMZ:

The winner will  be announced on Monday, April 1, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

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