Fucking in 1680

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Today, when you feel like exploring the depths of sexual pleasure/depravity, all you have to do is a quick Google search and chances are you’ll find someone that has already fully explored whatever filth you’re thinking about…and you’ll probably find a porn of it too (like the time I was wondering if anyone has actually participated in Space Docking – they have).

How did people learn about the latest fetishes and awesome sex moves back in the 1600s?

Amazingly, it’s not (just) from hearsay and shady backalley porn dealers –  it was from reputable booksellers who stocked a range of works including scientific texts and also happened to sell fascinating books like The School of Venus; The Ladies Delight (that link is to a scanned copy of the whole book, in case you want to get your classical sex learning on).

Along with mention of “Fucking Friends” and scattered allusions to the clitoris – referred to as “the top of the Cunt” which “stands out”, the book goes through explanations (along with pics!) or a variety of positions the woman is sure to enjoy:

“…sometimes my Husband gets upon me, and sometimes I get upon him, sometimes we do it sideways, sometimes kneeling, sometimes crossways, sometimes backwards… sometimes Wheelbarrow, with one leg upon his shoulders, sometimes we do it on our feet, sometimes upon a stool.”

Assuming you don’t have the time or interest to wade through the entire book, this article does a pretty good job summing up the more interesting parts.

Enjoy making use of these classy and classic sex moves!


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