Museum of Sex Blog

Ms. M. tackles a shoe fetishist, a man who lactates, sitophilia, brothers who bang chicks together, and the curious question of figging.

Velvet sausage wallet, gaping axe wound, nob gobbler, cunt cake, cockpit, muff silk drapes, coochie, poon, hot box, lobster pot … what do you call vagina? This funny video, with music set to Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues, explores the many nicknames of pussy.

Ms. M. covers the fight for equality, and discusses the struggles of women around the world, while also declaring that she loves cock and is proud of it. She also shares Kakenya Ntaiya’s TED talk and the inspirational work she is doing to educate and empower girls in her country.

A girl wants to give her boyfriend her virginity for Valentine’s Day. A woman wants advice on how to reignite the feeling of being newly in love after six years of marriage. And a lesbian is tormented by her cuckold fantasy. Ms. M. gets personal with giving head on a plane and tranny sex.

The connotation of feminism is taint-ed. It should represent equality for ALL. Plus, a new awesomely hilarious video by Willam Belli: THAT BOY IS A BOTTOM … and his ass is medium rare!

A young man asks if his penis is too long or do girls just have short vaginas. A girl flips over finding Valtrex in her boyfriend’s bathroom. Ms. M. to a sugar baby: “Falling in love with your sugar daddy is like being a drug dealer and gettin’ high on your own supply.”

A woman beats up her boyfriend over bad sex. Another wants to know why guys ask, “Did you cum?” and whether or not she should lie about it. And a new single out by Boyfriend, who is frustrated he couldn’t make her cum like her hand did. Oh, and a late Happy Thanksgiving! Ms. M. hopes you gobbled up a lot more than just turkey!

Ms. M. gets a special invite to attend Cliteracy, 100 Natural Laws by artist Sophia Wallace at Dumbo Arts Center in Brooklyn. Join Ms. Wallace for a discussion of the work October 16th, 2012 or see the exhibit through October 21st.

Ms. M. tackles ATM safety, smegma, a japanese pee fetish, female ejaculation, and a happy hooker in fisting double trouble.

Learn the ABC’s of Kinky Sex with a cartoon video montage. “D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow. E is for enema, I control the flow.”