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Dropping Spaghetti: Horrifying Masturbation Stories Edition

I bring you hilarity from the deepest (though not darkest) recesses of the internet – 4chan. “Horror” stories about masturbation gone wrong – real stories from real (anonymous) people about the horrible and hilarious side of masturbation.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Porn On YouTube

Yep, that’s what I found. Porn on YouTube. Starring Ninja Turtles.

Making Dildos

What if a pencil sharpener had a bigger hole…and wasn’t for pencils.

The Deadliest Snatch

Sex has been used to facilitate murder many times before but, never like this…

Double Vaginas (NSFW)

I’ve made it a point to troll the darkest recesses of the internets to see things that I haven’t seen before. I’m particularly interested by fetishes – there’s so much stuff that I’ve never even thought of, so I figure if I see new stuff and get a reaction (i.e. boner), I might discover a fetish I never would have thought of on my own.